Monday, March 29, 2010

This alien invasion is alien to me



So after the aliens invade and wipeout humanity what do they do next? Well, they're probably just going to get on with their lives on the newly conquered Earth. You know, fall in love with another alien and start a family, have a career, buy a nice house. Grow old and be sweet grandparent aliens and then die happy and content at a respectable 211 years old. Their children aliens grow up and find lives for themselves, maybe as archaeologists learning more about the human vermin and their greatest legacy; the plastic bag.

Generations go by, and then one day without warning, from outer space, huge UFOs of death appear and start raining down terror on the unsuspecting aliens. My problem, I suppose, is I just don't know who to root for in this situation.

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