Maybe I'm at the center of an experiment and everybody else is a robot. Though odds are I'm one of the robots. Why don't I know I'm a robot, is it so that I come across as convincing to whoever this experiment is for. I'm quite offended my programmer thinks I'm too amateurish to fake it?
Maybe I'm just a bit player in someone else's dream, so why are my dreams, the ones I'm having in his dream, even the crap ones, more exciting than his.
Maybe a plague will wipe out the population of the entire world leaving only one man left alive, who isn't me, is it better to die with everyone else, at least there's a sense of comradery.
Maybe I've already time traveled back to my previous life altering significant events so that now its really boring.
Maybe there are an infinite number of universes with every possible scenario played out in each one, what's the other me doing in a parallel universe, the one where I took slightly longer to type this out. There must be a lot of room.
Maybe I'm in the future and just remembering this very precisely.
Maybe I've been abducted by aliens and had a great time for years and years flying round the universe and visiting other planets, but when they brought me back they had to wipe my memory and replace the lost years and this was the best they could come up with.
Maybe God exists and I have no free will, everything I do is controlled by a higher power. He's quite the stickler for detail I'll give him that, right now I feel this laptop is slightly warm on my left leg, what a pro.
Maybe I've been hypnotized, and am really a KGB spy in deep cover they've forgotten about since the cold war. What was my mission? Regardless, I'd like to back to Russia please.
Maybe there's a ghost looking at me right now. Hello!... Bored yet? Do you watch me have showers? I'm very happy to give up the idea of an afterlife in return for the knowledge ghosts aren't watching me in the shower.
Maybe I'm a character in a movie but my big scene isn't for ages and this is what the writers have me penciled in as doing in the meantime, its called character development, and they should try harder.
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