Bored? Lazy? Join a Cult!

Cheers for that. And the buffet is...?


Most people suspect the leaders of cults are liers. But a common misconception is that all devotees are not. Seriously. A little while ago I was unemployed for a bit and toyed with the idea of joining a cult, not for the salvation, Jesus no, for the free-loading! The problem was there's was just so much choice out there, I didn't know who would give me the best deal. I needed a cult broaker. I thought about playing them off against each other to see if they might bring anything else to the table, if the raelians are promising me free love with hot chicks and my own clone, the hare chrishna's better cough up more then a bongo and a voucher for Govindas.
A load of free stuff, no work and all you have to do is pretend some moron is god, Im on easy street!
In my personal estimation i'd say less then 10% of people in cults actually believe the shite they're supposed to (including the leader).
In the end I got a job and let the idea go. But next time you get stopped by a christian, or whoever, lookin to recruit you, give him a little wink, tell him your on to him and that that free personality test better be only his opening bid.



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